doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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