Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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