I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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