so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So much rum. So many feels.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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