My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your face is a jimmy john
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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