fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize