Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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