So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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