South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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