I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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