your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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