Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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