Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
