chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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