I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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