soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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