i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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