ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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