We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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