Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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