Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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