sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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