you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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