I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Two words: blizzard sex
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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