When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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