Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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