It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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