sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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