I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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