Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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