I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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