I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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