I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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