Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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