im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You dont lie about slip and slides
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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