K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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