I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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