all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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