susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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