Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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