Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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