dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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