your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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