Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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