shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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