His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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