Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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