My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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