in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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