At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
