i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Randomize
