margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Where is the hickey?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the day after is always just damage control
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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