Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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